about me
meet northern master
I'm an athletic white British male in my late fifties, born in Northampton. Naturally bisexual, the juries still out as to whether swinging both ways is a genetic thing, suffice to say I've been bi since school days & also a bit of a switch. I live, eat and breathe the adult industry, starting out selling sex toys at road shows in pubs & social clubs across the North in the early noughties. This was after I'd dated a hot escort in the mid nineties. She ended up emigrating to North America with a wealthy client. I later dabbled with swinging, but came to the conclusion (with my partner Tees Valley Mistress formerly fun50minx) it was too cliquey & blighted by time wasters.
So we became escorts. Long story short we worked full time as fun50couple, catering almost exclusively to mature (age 40+) straight 'curious' men, bisexual men, & cross dressers, plus the occasional sub. We got very well known, featured on the cover of Closer Magazine in 2016, with our websites getting upwards of fifty thousand hits a year. We kept working at it, touring, & forever learning, but most of all doing what we said on the tin and DELIVERING THE GOODS. As a result, our AdultWork profile has over 225 positive escort reviews & field reports going back as far as 2012. Fun50Minx felt increasingly drawn to the world of BDSM, boosted by interest from bisexual submissives we'd played with during the early years. Naturally dominant, she sought mentorship from some of London's top dominatrices, and struck out on her own as Mistress Orchid the Tees Valley Mistress around 6 years ago.
We'd both talked about opening our own BDSM dungeon playroom, for years, even before we became full time escorts. We were ridiculed, but they say those who laugh last laugh longest. Late 2018 we bought commercial premises in Darlington UK, and built a fully soundproofed dungeon playroom, professionally equipped, with an adjoining adult film studio. Over time, escort bookings slowed, but BDSM bookings went up. I got very interested in electrostimulation, anal training, playing with subs sissies & cross dressers, and male sexuality in general. And as anyone in that scene knows its all closely intertwined with BDSM, fetish life etc. I started writing a male sexuality blog in 2016; it got very popular, and morphed into an e-zine. Writing content means you have to research a ton of stuff, in depth. That got me even more heavily involved in practising domination & humiliation but at no time did I advertise. I just didn't see myself as a 'male dominant' as such, rather a kinky male escort with half decent skills when it came to giving subs what they wanted. Many of them insisted on calling me 'Master'. I'm not by the strict definition of the term, but that hasn't stopped increasing numbers of submissive men booking me. So I've continued to grow.
You don't thrive in this business unless you can keep clients. Repeat business is key, particularly when times are hard, or when government decides to lock you down #scam. Escorting clients tend to be whimsical, with many of them booking MMF's as nothing more than bucket list experiences. Kinky people are different. It's a lifestyle, often transcending decades. An itch that needs scratching. An itch that won't go away how ever hard you try. For some it needs addressing regularly, weekly even; for others its a few times a year. Or even 'ad hoc'. Fact is, the weekly guys taught me a lot. Together we pushed limits, sought new horizons. Still do to this day. Life's a journey for some. Others are still on the fence at the station. Most #staysafe and continue to DREAM. A good many of the journeymen told me I was good. They kept coming back. So I figured I must be doing something right.
Potential new clients routinely send me long missives about their needs, desires, and history. Some of them were clearly 'out of my depth' at the beginning, & I passed on them. I've NEVER been one to overpromise. A strict upbringing, a naval apprenticeship, time on the oilfield and years in business have contributed to a deeply held belief that I'D BETTER DELIVER, or else. As the years passed, I felt more & more confident taking on experienced players. Heavy ones even. Unsolicited reviews helped enormously, like this one:
I'd been promoting myself as fun50geeze but created a fresh profile in 2021 as Tees Valley Master to mirror my long time partner #TeesValleyMistress. Natural curiosity led to me researching other male dominants online. Some names routinely cropped up in casual conversation with clients, usually when warming down after a session. I was especially interested in their positive comments about certain male doms and escorts. I discovered most of them offered similar services to myself, but at vastly elevated prices. Encouraging too, was the negative feedback some shared with me about male service providers in the North East who I'd once put on a pedestal. (some of whom blocked me on social media ha!) #primadonnas. All these things meant more soul searching. The end result is where I am today, as a male dominant 'Northern Master' confident & proud, offering a wide range of BDSM services you can learn more about HERE. If hiring me as a male escort seems more relevant, CLICK THIS LINK instead. Speak soon!
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Male Dominant Northern Master incall sessions are at a discreet private location in County Durham DL14
Male Dominant outcalls for Men & Couples (MF or MM) to homes, hotels or workplaces across Northern UK, including Yorkshire, Cumbria East, Northumberland, all North East conurbations incl Teesside, Tees Valley, Tyne & Wear, as well as the towns & cities of Leeds, Sheffield, Barnsley, Wakefield, Halifax, Harrogate, York, Penrith, Carlisle, Lancaster & all places in-between
Male Dominant outcalls for Men & Couples (MF or MM) to homes, workplaces or hotels across Northern UK, including Yorkshire, Cumbria East, Northumberland, all North East conurbations incl Teesside, Tees Valley, Tyne & Wear, + northern towns/cities of Leeds, Sheffield, Barnsley, Wakefield, Halifax, Harrogate, York, Penrith, Carlisle, Lancaster & all places in-between
Bespoke pro-dom incall bookings at selected hotels & BDSM dungeon play spaces across England, Wales, Scotland. The ultimate discreet pro male dominant session tailored around YOU & YOUR preferred location. Ideal for anyone who can't accommodate or travel to The North. Northern Master makes all the arrangements so you don't have to. Find out more in the FAQ's section.
Ready to book a session? Hopefully you've done your homework & sent Master an email, including at a bare minimum, details of age, gender, sexuality, previous, plus notes on wants/needs/desires. If not, then #DoItNow. All sessions are bespoke, so tributes are variable. Base rate is 160GBP per hour incall
I'm nervous, can you help?
Nerves are GOOD. It means you're stretching. They're an indication that you're out your comfort zone. When you make a deliberate move to unshackle yourself from the 'status quo', you'll progress in life, and grow. Do it often & you'll gain CONFIDENCE and MOMENTUM. #fact
How discreet?
The short answer is 'VERY'. As a male dominant and escort for 12+ years, I've met all kinds from workmen to captains of industry, Sir's & Lords. Remember 'Vazaline' aka MP Keith Vaz & rent boys? A good example of poor judgment if ever there was one, especially since he was sitting on a bipartisan committee at the time advising on sexwork! Everyone's entitled to a private life, a secret life even, but be careful! I will NEVER call you out of the blue, or solicit you for more business after a booking, or divulge your name, close description or anything else of a personal nature. I'm a master too at subterfuge; so if we meet at a hotel, not only will I 'merge in', but I will have dropped subtle hints to 'those who matter' as to the nature of my 'vanilla' business there. What about my incall location? Currently it's at a private house on a middle class estate. I've been there for years & its listed on the web as a tech business location. #smokeandmirrors. There's easy free parking too, off the main road.
How safe?
Premises aren't shared with anyone else, so you'll not be intimidated or worried about others. All equipment is protected (wherever possible, the exception being electro which is sterilized after each use anyway). As a professional service provider, I'm regularly tested myself for STI's, with evidence of a negative result on my phone. #KnowYourStatus
What's the tribute?
Rates are variable. The base tribute is set at 160GBP for an hour's incall. I don't choose to publish fees and set them in stone, simply because every session is different. A ONE HOUR INCALL with minimal use of toys is quite different to a full-on session which could include electrostimulation, penis milking, anal training, fisting, feminisation the list goes on. Suffice to say, all those activities require careful prepping, then there's the tearing down & cleaning afterwards. It's not uncommon for an hour's session of that nature to take up 3-4 hours of my time, hence the fee difference. Deposits are required to GUARANTEE a booking. No deposit doesn't necessarily mean you'll be excluded. It DOES MEAN that I reserve the right to book over you in favour of someone else who plays by the rules. Deposits can be paid by Faster Payment Bank Transfer into a business account, OR by USDT (Tether).
'But I don't know you! It could be a scam...' or 'I've been ripped off before...'
Occasionally I will hear that, BUT, I am not the unknown here. Whereas YOU are. Put Tees Valley Master, fun50geeze, fun50couple into any browser & you'll see me all over the web, going back nearly 15 years. So I'm hardly likely to jeopardize a golden reputation for 50-100 quid am I? Enough said.
What's a Bespoke Booking?
It's a booking designed for people who want to session with me but never get the opportunity to travel North. This might be because they're married and on a tight leash, or they don't drive, or they simply don't want to travel due to the hassle. Even weekend road trips are problematic these days. I get that #traffic. It used to be the case, that escorts and dominants toured, however, the client demographic has deteriorated over the years, with huge numbers of time-wasters, some of them malicious. For this reason along with increased overheads since convid, touring, for male service providers in particular makes no sense. Bespoke bookings on the other hand, are guaranteed appointments, tailored to YOU. I travel to see you, and YOU ALONE. I do ALL the arranging, so you don't have to. Forget having to log on to an adult website, you won't have to book a hotel in your name, you won't have to stray far from your local area, you won't have to worry about BEING FOUND OUT. All that's needed is a desire to make a pro male dom booking; tell me a geographic location convenient to YOU & I'll do the rest. Selected hotels are always 4 star or better (the higher the quality the less the scrutiny #incognito). Normally I'll book a suite rather than just a room, & I'll look for easy parking and discreet entrance. There's no need for you to book in at reception. Sometimes, if you can only make it between 10AM & 3PM I'll source 'day use hotels' where possible to avoid booking two nights. Over a hundred miles out, I need to book a minimum of one night. Bespoke bookings include a three hour incall, and I can bring a TON of stuff with me, so you'll not be disappointed. What I CAN'T bring obviously, is heavy dungeon equipment. If you want to meet in a pro playroom, I can arrange that by renting spaces from various providers up and down the country, but be warned, co-ordination can be difficult. Take the first step. Call me for an informal chat & chances are I can come up with a bespoke booking schedule to match or exceed expectations.
Ladies?
Sorry, not one to one, but within a M/F couple YES. Most of the couples I see are on an escorting basis for MFM or MMF. Go over to maturemaleescort.uk to learn more. If you're a couple who wants to experience CUCKOLD (hubby as cuck, master as bull) then get in touch. I'm also interested in intense electrostimulation sessions with couples.